bible trivia
What two men in the Bible never died?
Find the Answer on the bottom right corner of the "Memory Verses" page
These are written by children and have not been retouched or corrected, poor spelling and all!
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The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.
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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
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The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. (*admit* lol)
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Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
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David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
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Soloman, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
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Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
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Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you.
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It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
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The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
- Most religions teach us to have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
